Female. 22. Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before.
Would you rather be attacked by a dozen duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck? – conorrrrrrrrrrrr
A dozen duck-sized horses. A horse-sized duck would be just like a normal duck only bigger and meaner. Ducks use rape as a standard reproductive strategy. They are into necrophilia. It’s only because they’re small that they haven’t taken over the world.